Drugs

I’ve never done drugs, not so much because I refuse to, more so because I’ve never had the opportunity. I’ve never been offered anything. I suppose if I were to be a pharmacist this would be a good thing and if I keep talking about how I would have jumped at the chance to get stoned I might find myself unemployed. If someone was fired from a bank for using the word “recession” on his Facebook wall then there’s no doubt this is a little compromising.

But seriously though. Maybe I really didn’t get out enough. Maybe I’ve been deprived of bad influences. And now it’s too late because now I know enough to get all worried about composition and pharmacokinetics.